Anime has a factor for maids. I don’t know why it’s a factor. I don’t know the place this factor got here from. I don’t know if there’s any option to cease it. I want I had the solutions, however anime’s obsession with maids simply leaves me with extra questions. Specifically, who’re all these messy bitches who’ve the hots for home servants?
Rating the best maids of anime is a tough job, as anime is brimming with maids. What metric do I take advantage of? Cuteness? Lewdness? Most Moe? No. Being a maid is a job, and a tough one at that. To point out some respect for the maids of anime, we’re going to rank them by how good they’re their jobs. How clear they hold issues. The one factor soiled about this text is your thoughts when you consider these characters. Gross.
10. Roberta – Black Lagoon
Black Lagoon’s Roberta just isn’t maid. That’s as a result of she’s an murderer. (It’s extra frequent than you suppose.) Lots of the maids within the anime world are completely bloodthirsty, and Roberta isn’t any exception. She was educated as a guerrilla fighter after which as a contract killer in Cuba. She’s actually good at that a part of her job, however that’s not a part of the standard maid job description, so it doesn’t depend. She additionally will get blood in every single place, and any good maid is aware of that bloodstains by no means come out. She earns one broom sweep out of ten.
9. Mey Rin – Black Butler
Mey Rin, of Black Butler, can be a foul maid. Properly, dangerous in some methods—customary maid methods, I imply. Like Roberta, she can be a killer. She guards the home of Ciel Phantom hive with a sniper rifle, and by God she is aware of learn how to use it. In terms of different maid expertise, she has room to enhance. She’s fairly clumsy and tends to make extra messes than she cleans up. Nevertheless, she has a can-do angle and lives to serve her employer. A for effort. Two sweeps out of ten.
8. Faris Nyan Nyan – Steins;Gate
Faris just isn’t actually a maid in any respect. She works at a maid cafe in Steins;Gate, the place perverts such as you folks Googling this go to stare at ladies dressed up in maid outfits. I don’t know why you all prefer it, however I feel it’s an influence factor. You prefer it when somebody referred to as you “Sir” or “Ma’am,” don’t you? You make me sick. Fortunate for you, Faris is de facto good at her job. She’ll make you really feel like she works for you, when in actuality, she is utilizing your feelings to get a fats tip. I assume she additionally does maid-like stuff on the cafe. She cleans up your mess after you allow, doesn’t she? Three sweeps out of ten.
7. Narberal Gamma – Overlord
Narberal Gamma is one other killer maid. Technically, she is a “battle maid.” I wasn’t conscious this was a time period. Why was I not knowledgeable instantly? I want to fireside my assistant. First I want to rent one. Then fireplace them. If Narberal had been working for me, she would have by no means let this occur. Narberal is competent and fairly good at her job in Overlord. Nevertheless, she spills fairly a little bit of blood throughout her fight sorties. I’m certain that she leaves a large number wherever she goes, however not less than she doesn’t deliver it dwelling together with her. 4 and a half sweeps out of ten.
6. Sadayo Kawakami – Persona 5
Persona 5 isn’t technically an anime. It’s a online game, however for our functions, I’ve baptized it within the cool waters of the Anime River. It’s now a born-again anime. Reward be. There may be an precise anime for this collection, however it’s trash and goes to hell except it repents. You realize who else goes to hell? You and Sadayo to your fucked up romance. In Persona 5, you possibly can romance your highschool instructor who moonlights as a maid. You’ll be able to even make her clear your own home for you. I guess you suppose that’s so dreamy. She’s good at her job, however filthy such as you, so she loses factors. Six sweeps out of ten.
5. Saber – Destiny collection
Saber is a maid at a maid cafe. She can be King Arthur. How can these each be true? As a result of the Destiny collection creators are little question pervy as you and wished to decorate up their flagship character as a maid, so that they shoehorned in some plot about how she wants a job regardless that she is actually a spirit and doesn’t have to pay hire. Saber is an effective maid, not less than, and she or he doesn’t take shit from her clients. She isn’t afraid to inform you that you just’re making a large number, or that you just’re utilizing your silverware incorrectly. Or that she simply doesn’t such as you. That makes two of us. You’re the trash and also you simply want Saber would take you out. She has higher issues to do, like incomes seven sweeps out of ten.
4. Misaki Ayuzawa – Maid Sama!
Some would say that Misaki Ayuzamaof Maid Sama! is probably the most iconic maid on this checklist. In any case, she is seen as the unique template for the anime maid. Perhaps she’s the Typhoid Mary of the anime maid obsession? Typhoid Maid? No matter. She’s a hard-assed scholar council president by day and a devoted maid by evening. She wasn’t born with a silver spoon in her mouth, so she must earn cash to make ends meet. She makes a bit little bit of a large number in her romantic life, however she cleans all of it up by the tip of the collection. Eight sweeps out of ten.
3. Rem – Re:Zero
Re:Zero’s Rem is an effective maid, and a conventional one. She doesn’t should go to someplace else for folks to ogle her in her maid outfit; folks will do this to her at dwelling, however hopefully they don’t look too carefully, or they’ll see that she’s an precise demon. Yep. That’s why she’s so infernally good at protecting the place spotless. She proves that cleanliness is NOT subsequent to godliness. It’s truly nearer to Devil. 9 sweeps out of ten.
2. Tama – Gin Tama
Gin Tama’s Tama is a robotic, so she’s actually good at being a maid. Her android physique permits her to prepare dinner scrumptious meals by consuming the elements, cooking them inside herself, and vomiting them again out. Can some other maid on this checklist do this? I assumed not.
She’s like Spongebob throughout the episode the place he turns the Krusty Krab into a elaborate restaurant. All she is aware of is ok eating and respiration—that and some human feelings. She’s bought these, too. I’m certain one among them is disgust, which she feels at any time when she catches you taking a look at her. She’s such an expert that she gained’t let it get to her. She’ll kick your ass together with her broom after she’s served dinner. Ten sweeps out of ten.
1. Levi Ackerman – Assault On Titan
Levi Ackerman is the maid of Assault on Titan and nobody goes to vary my thoughts. All he does is clear up different folks’s messes. The home is soiled? He’ll get on his arms and knees and scrub the place spotless? Titans bought into town? He’ll simply kill all of them. A secret police drive is trying a coup? He’ll fairly actually wipe the ground with them. He doesn’t have a uniform formally, however one have a look at Tumblr will inform you that the fandom has been drawing him in a single since day one. He’s such maid that he doesn’t get ten sweeps. He is aware of that ten sweeps isn’t sufficient to make a home really spotless. He will get as many sweeps because it takes to get the job executed, like all self-respecting maid would.
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